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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 04:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

What caused North Korea to go poor when at first it was rich?

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

What do you think of the 2 female 18 and 19 year-old German tourists, detained in Honolulu, strip-searched, put in green jumpsuits, placed in a holding cell and the next day deported, for the terrible crime of not pre-booking a hotel for their trip?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are the causes of over sweating?

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

NASA's Voyager Spacecraft Found A 30,000-50,000 Kelvin "Wall" At The Edge Of Our Solar System - IFLScience

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

No way

5 Things to Know Before the Stock Market Opens - Investopedia

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

What one thing makes someone a very mature person?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

What is your worst experience in life?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

What are the legal obligations of a new homeowner if the previous owner leaves furniture in the house after moving out?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why is Tiananmen Square censored?

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?